Valentine’s Day is coming and you might be surfing the internet to find the perfect love song to play on your date when you will propose your girl. Trying hard to make it like a Hollywood movie scene. Or you might just want to dedicate it to your significant other. All websites are full of sweet playlists to dedicate to your loved ones, so you probably don’t need another one.
So here is our list of 5 love songs that you are better off never dedicating to anyone and why. So let’s begin!
- “Little Things” by
This song talks about a girl who is perfect, yet it contradicts itself in many ways as it discusses all the imperfections of the girl. As Harry Styles sings: “You never want to know how much you weigh, you still have to squeeze into your jeans but you’re perfect to me.” Like seriously, indirectly you are calling your girl fat. Playing or dedicating this song can get things go terribly wrong.
- “Crash into me” by Dave Matthews Band
As the name suggests the song isn’t clean for sure. Dave has been a man with a melodious voice. This song goes well off the start but we have no idea what happened next. “Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.” Well Dave, the world is outside the skirt, don’t act like a pervert. This song can never be a good idea to send to your loved ones, however it can get featured in the next fifty shade’s movie.
- “I just called to say I love you” by Stevie Wonder
Stevie wonder has sung many great songs previously but this 1984 smash wasn’t a good one, not to be offending but a terrible one in fact. It sounds as if Steve made a call but the telephone connection was too bad and it made his voice unbearable. Sorry, nobody wants to hear “I love you” with that voice.
- “Longer” by Dan Fogelberg
As the name suggests the song took too long to finish, as if I had been stuck in the time. Fogelberg told in an interview that he wrote this song in a relaxed environment in Hawaii. Well we agree to that, if you start listening to this song wide awake, eventually you will get too relaxed and even sleep before the song finishes. Took “longer” than expected to finish.
- “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt
Where do I start from? The wacky melody, the unbearable video or the radio voice? Damn, James got no chill when he decided to make this song. What he actually intended was to make it a number 1 song of the century. Number 1 from the bottom of the list for sure.
So this was the list of love songs which you would never want to listen or dedicate to your loved ones. We have given you a warning now the choice is yours.
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