Author - Dale Brandenbird

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3 Times You Had To Laugh When At The Airport

There are things that you can accept in certain places, and in other places not. For example, a man in underwear is totally ok when it happens in front of a TSA guy at the airport. In your workplace? Not so much. In other cases, you would accept annoying people because you were on your way to a vacation and were in a good mood. Which would never happen on the street on your way to work.

At the airport, you are much more forgiving to the weird, funny and wacky. Take these three times where you knew that something was wrong on so many levels, but it was at the airport so you never gave it a second thought.

Hogging the travelator (The moving walkway)

Often you find people at airports running, rushing to catch their flight or spend some time in the duty-free shops, but there are moments one has to sit back and laugh, like the guys stuck behind this old lady who seems totally oblivious that she is causing one huge traffic jam! That…or she just doesn’t give a damn! You should see more like this.

Double Take

Made you look… :-)

When traveling, or even going down the street, you better check how you look before you leave the house. And look all around, not only how you look face to face. This woman made people all around the airport look twice… “wait, is she… oh my. No, wait, it’s her bag!” was the most spoken sentence in every language in that airport on that day. Oh, btw, it’s her travel pillow. And it’s only one part of many more hilarious moments at the airport.

Camo-flight

Last time I checked, an airport was not a hunting ground. A proper one that is. It could be hunting grounds for weirdos, but still, no need for a full-out camo suit. Not that this could ever be called a camo suit. I mean, I believe that a person having this on in the woods would be the hunted and not the hunter.

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There are things that you can accept in certain places, and in other places not. For example, a man in underwear is totally ok when it happens in front of a TSA guy at the airport. In your workplace? Not so much. In other cases, you would accept annoying...

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5 Funny Tweets That Say ‘Clueless’ All Over Them

Well, no one ever said that ALL great minds think alike!  Couples are no exception when it comes to being on the same page at the same time. In an age of digital devices and high technology, some people just never really climbed on board.

Even the most successful relationships can have very funny moments that leave for more questions than answers. From looking up into the sky and asking if that’s Earth shining up there to confusing the sun with the moon!  It’s a fact that all relationships have their ups and downs but if you can laugh it off, you are by far the better person!

Organ “Donor”

When you’ve been brought up to believe that, if given the opportunity, the government will steal the gold right out of your mouth, it’s a little difficult to know where the line is drawn.  We’ve got to side with this guy, if for no other reason than his misunderstanding about organ donations.  He really did believe they could stop by one day and request an organ!  In self-defense, his lack of knowledge on the subject left him wanting to protect what is rightfully his!

Then Where Are You?

Some questions can be a little strange if the person asking is not familiar with a given subject but, in this case, it sounds like the girlfriend skipped her astronomy class in elementary school.  One night she gazed up into the sky, stared at a star, and asked her boyfriend if they were looking at planet Earth!  Well, if that’s the Earth, where the heck are the rest of us hanging out?

A Brown Cow

So, this woman goes for a walk, comes running back in a panic that she was being charged by an animal! Saying it looked like a cow but was black and white not brown, leaves us with several questions.  One, did she not learn anything about biology in school?  Two, did it ever dawn on her that just because it was not brown, it sure looked like a cow!  Lady, trust us – it’s a cow!

Plastic Love?

Ok, we realize some artificial plants look real but how many times would you water a plant and see the water just pouring through?  Well, Tweedledee and Tweedledum seem to be a perfect match!  Being told once would normally be enough, but three times?? Give me a break!

That Explains Why He Didn’t Pick Up

We all seem to take advantage of a world with cell phones that are at arm’s length.  This woman wanted to call her husband but overlooked one important fact.  He had told her he left his cell phone at home and asked her to bring it to him. Well, looks like she forgot the phone when she tried to call him.  We do applaud her for finding the humor in this faux pas and hopefully had a good laugh!

You have to see these other people who have the most unintentional hilarious partners

Well, no one ever said that ALL great minds think alike!  Couples are no exception when it comes to being on the same page at the same time. In an age of digital devices and high technology, some people just never really climbed on board.

Even the most...

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Unseen Groovy Pictures Of Prince

Prince Rogers Nelson was the human embodiment of an enigma. He achieved the legend status as a musical genius, fashion icon and international sex symbol. Prince is not any ordinary pop star and has sold more than 100 million records around the world. He is the recipient of seven Grammy awards, one Golden Globe and one Oscar.

Prince was born to be a musician. He came into this world on 7th June 1958 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. His was father was John Lewis, a songwriter and pianist while his mother was Mattie Della the jazz singer. Prince wasn’t always the star we remember.  There was a time when he was just another teenager, his whole future unmapped in front of him.

While growing up, some important people saw his potential. Back in 1977, photographer Robert Whitman was hired to take some pictures for promotional purposes of a young and unknown musician from Minneapolis.

He took some “normal” pictures of the 17-year-old musician, but some of the pictures were so cool and groovy that they had a sparkle of what was to become of Prince.

Prince Smiling?!

Whitman recalls: “It was our second day of shooting… Prince said: ‘I want to shoot with my guitar.’ …That moment he gave me a big smile. Back then it was quite normal but now it is unique – you won’t see Prince smiling so much in other photos.”

And yes, since he became famous, it was very hard to take a promotional picture of Prince smiling.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince went on to achieve fame far beyond anything he could have imagined when this photo of him and his guitar was first snapped.

Only his passion for sex came close to his passion for music. Prince is known for having explicit lyrics which were inspired by his real-life sexual escapades. He was caught in bed with a girl when he was only 12 and he has been a ladies’ man ever since.

A glimpse into future

In this picture, Prince is still a teen before fame, but you can start to see the Prince we all know and love. You can see it in his eye and expression and his accessories. His famous Cross obsession started long before he even thought about signing. Although, he did start singing at age 7, so probably the cross was added at a later age.

He was named Prince after his father’s stage name which means he was always meant to be a performer. His father performed in a jazz group known as the Prince Rogers Trio and said he wanted to pass on the name to his son to allow him “to do everything I wanted to do”.

Prince would, of course, go on to achieve incredible popularity between his albums and his cult classic film Purple Rain which would earn him an Academy Award and a Golden Globe. Over his incredible career, he sold over 100 million records and won an American Music Award and seven Grammy Awards. Prince was honored in 2004 with his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.   His style encompassed all genres, from rock to new wave and funk, soul, pop, psychedelia and R&B.

To see other celebrities in the grooviest of photos… click here

Prince Rogers Nelson was the human embodiment of an enigma. He achieved the legend status as a musical genius, fashion icon and international sex symbol. Prince is not any ordinary pop star and has sold more than 100 million records around the world. He is...

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The Famous Octuplets And Septuplets Stories

Living on your own in an apartment in the city is hard enough. Living with another person that has other needs and wants is even harder.

Don’t even get me started on kids, or even twins. That takes first place. But wait… some people on this Earth are surprised by nature. We have the stories of two moms. One mom had eight twin kids (let me say that again – EIGHT kids born at the same time) and another mom had seven twin kids.

When the kids were born they became famous at once. But now, a few years have passed. What’s up with them today?

Nadya Suleman, or better known as The Octomom, shocked the world when she delivered eight children in one pregnancy. Indeed, this was a record-breaking event, in more ways than one. People were also interested in understanding the methods chosen by Nadya and her doctor.

Half admiration, half criticism

Of course, there were some who disapproved Nadya’s choices, whilst others were in awe of her situation. Whether they like it or not, America can’t deny their fascination with this growing family. Indeed, this is definitely a challenging situation, but Nadya persevered. Lets see what this household up to…

Living on your own in an apartment in the city is hard enough. Living with another person that has other needs and wants is even harder.
Don’t even get me started on kids, or even twins. That takes first place. But wait… some people on this Earth are...

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Best Dad, Friends and Celebrity Photobombs

Photos catch a moment in time, saving the memory forever just as it was when it occurred. Pulling harmless tricks on our loved ones can be a ton of fun, and what greater harmless trick is there than a photobomb? And what better memory of an event is there than a dad photobomb?! There isn’t!

Photobombing is simply the art of embedding oneself into other individuals’ photos in an unexpected, successfully ruining them – yet making them significantly hilarious. You can either hop before the camera, or you can hang in the background with a funny expression on your face.

Whatever your choice of photobombing tool is, a dad, friend or celebrity has done it before, and you’ll find it all in here.

However, now and again, photographs can catch something embarrassing or unforeseen, and there’s nothing you can do about it…We’re not talking about those funny facial expressions or unflattering poses (despite the fact that those happen as well) – we mean those insane things that you accidentally catch in the background of your selfie or vacation photos.

Photobombs are not quickly noticed, however, once you notice that there’s a funny photobomb or unexpected sight caught in the background of the picture, you no longer see the picture in the same light. :-)

Here are our favorite photos where the background steals the scene:

Photos catch a moment in time, saving the memory forever just as it was when it occurred. Pulling harmless tricks on our loved ones can be a ton of fun, and what greater harmless trick is there than a photobomb? And what better memory of an event is there...

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Legendary Movie Lines That Were Not In The Script

Over the years film dialogue has filtered into our society’s lexicon that at times it seems we can rarely go a week without recognizing a famous line from the silver screen. Going into a business deal we amp ourselves with The Godfather‘s famous “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” line uttered by Marlon Brando in 1972.

An ex-lover calling to tell you they’re getting married, think Gone With The Wind‘s iconic “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” response by Clark Gable in 1939.

Let’s start!

Clueless

The 1995 romantic coming-of-age comedy Clueless is loosely based on Jane Austen’s 1815 novel Emma, updating the setting to modern-day Beverly Hills. The film was an instant classic upon its release and developed a cult following in the ensuing years, culminating in a spin-off television sitcom.

The Eavesdropping Neighbor

One of the film’s funniest moments happens when Cher Horowitz, played by Alicia Silverstone, goes to a party in Sun Valley. During the party, we see Murray Duvall, played by Donald Faison, inexplicably shave his head. When queried why he’s doing it, he nonchalantly responds, “I’m just keepin’ it real.” The line was improvised by the actor who picked it up from one of his younger neighbors.

Harry Potter And The Chamber of Secrets

In the second installment of the Harry Potter film series, Chamber of Secrets released in 2002, we see Ron’s parents having a disagreement regarding the best way to discipline Ron and Harry for going on a joy ride in the flying family car. As Molly Weasley (played by Julie Walters) reprimands the boys for their actions, Ron’s father, Arthur (played by Mark Williams) instead appears to be jealous of the fun.

Why Do We Have Rubber Ducks?

Chris Rankin, who plays Percy Weasley, shared that Williams response changed with every additional take estimating there to be between 13 or 14 in total. In the end, the line which was selected for the film was, “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”

Some of these lines have become so ingrained in our language that we cannot say the words without remembering the film. Think, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “I’ll be back” catchphrase from 1984’s The Terminator. Some of these famous moments were purely due to a moment of inspiration and made its way to the film’s final cut.

A moment of acting brilliance, an angry response to a director’s unrealistic demands, or a natural shock reaction stemming from an on-set surprise, many of film’s famous moments were never in the original script.

Grab your popcorn and fill up on soda as we journey through the Big Screen’s most famous unscripted moments.

Keep reading to learn which actor was shocked into silence:

Over the years film dialogue has filtered into our society’s lexicon that at times it seems we can rarely go a week without recognizing a famous line from the silver screen. Going into a business deal we amp ourselves with The Godfather‘s famous...

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Celebs And Others With Comical T-Shirt

We are showing off our goofy side and showing the world how hilarious we are. Our shirts do the job. Thumbs up if you would definitely wear a hilarious tee; and if you don’t, these ones would surely make you change your mind. Our shirts help to express your thoughts and personality in ways that actions and words cannot effectively do justice.

It might not always hit the mark, however, 90% of the time, the effort put it in is usually in alignment with the thoughts on the tees.

Whether worn by celebrities or regular people, funny t-shirts have edged their way into modern day life and they are definitely here to stay. Take a look at these clever, comical, and at times crass but definitely hilarious tees sported by these fine people.

Dreams Do Come True

Make a wish, and it just might just come true. This fan totally got her to wish when she met with Irish actor Andrew Scott who is well known for playing the character Jim Moriarty in the popular BBC series Sherlock alongside Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. That is one lucky shirt lady.

We are showing off our goofy side and showing the world how hilarious we are. Our shirts do the job. Thumbs up if you would definitely wear a hilarious tee; and if you don’t, these ones would surely make you change your mind. Our shirts help to express...

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Cool Vintage Photos That Will Make You Smile

Stevie Nicks, A True Iconic Singer, 1970s

Stevie Nicks was the lead singer of Fleetwood Mac and the queen of rock in the 70s. While Fleetwood Mac was constantly topping the charts, her personal life was more of a rollercoaster. Between spending tons of money and partying, things got quickly out of control. She recieved a wake up call from her doctor, and got back on track.

Freddie Mercury And His Partner Jim Hureceived85

The world just was not the same after Freddie Mercury passed away in 1991. Jim Hutton lived with Freddie over the last six years of his life.  He was there for Freddie through his illness up to the last day when he passed.

Jim Hutton was a hairdresser in his hometown in County Carlow, Ireland before ever meeting Mercury. Shortly after they started dating, Hutton lived with Mercury in his Garden Lodge home where they stayed together until Mercury’s death.

Their relationship was long before anyone recognized same-sex marriage. Although they were never officially married, they both wore wedding bands to show their devotion to each other. Freddie Mercury died wearing his wedding band.

Looking at old photos of celebrities and stars is a lot of fun and brings back many images of days gone by. We have collected photos to share with you and hope you enjoy each and every one.

We have vintage photos of John F. and Jackie Kennedy and of Cheech and Chong when they were young and starting off.  Flip through and take a sentimental journey back in time including pictures of The Rock when he was a kid and Marilyn Monroe posing for the camera.

Stevie Nicks, A True Iconic Singer, 1970s

Stevie Nicks was the lead singer of Fleetwood Mac and the queen of rock in the 70s. While Fleetwood Mac was constantly topping the charts, her personal life was more of a rollercoaster. Between spending tons of money...

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Famous Stars Turning 70 In 2018

It’s hard to believe any of these celebrities are 70 and you will be surprised at the people that have made this list. The years have passed and for many of them, it has been pretty kind.

This list is full of the celebrities that reached the grand age of 70 in 2018. Some of these are much loved Oscar-winning film stars, others are popular on TV and some are even in politics. Some are more famous than others but all reached their seventh decade in 2018.

Jean Reno

Jean Reno, the star of “Leon” and “Mission: Impossible” reached his 70th birthday on 30th July 2018. He is still making movies and shows no sign of slowing down.

Age hasn’t slowed down the French actor who has acted in multiple productions in English, French, Spanish, Italian and Japanese. Expect to see him on your screens in the upcoming movies “Doorman” and “The Man Who Saved Paris.”

A Heavy Comic?

Reno played a lot of ‘heavies’ in his early movies, this was essentially because at 6 ft 2 in tall he was physically well suited to these roles.  However, he has also appeared in romantic movies as well as the action roles for which he is well known.

His most famous roles include Godzilla, The Da Vinci Code, Mission: Impossible, Ronin, and Léon: The Professional.

Who else is on the 2018 celebrities-who-turned-70 list?  Well, there is Black Sabbath’s Ozzy Osborne who hit 70 on December 3rd, and there must be something in the rock and roll lifestyle because Ozzy hasn’t changed a bit.  Maybe he really is the “Prince of Darkness”?!  Robert Plant, the legendary Led Zeppelin frontman is also reached 70 years of age.

There are also a fair few female celebrities who reached the 70-year milestone in 2018.  On 28th June it was Kathy Bates’ turn to celebrate, but other famous ladies who turned 70 include Olivia Newton-John, Rhea Perlman, and Stevie Nicks. Enjoy the list and don’t forget to give us your thoughts in the comments section.

Keep reading to find out who else 70 turned last year:

It’s hard to believe any of these celebrities are 70 and you will be surprised at the people that have made this list. The years have passed and for many of them, it has been pretty kind.
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3 Funny Posts That Say ‘Clueless’ All Over Them

Well, no one ever said that ALL great minds think alike!  Couples are no exception when it comes to being on the same page at the same time. In an age of digital devices and high technology, some people just never really climbed on board.

Even the most successful relationships can have very funny moments that leave for more questions than answers. It’s a fact that all relationships have their ups and downs but if you can laugh it off, you are by far the better person!

The First Cut Is The Deepest

Ok, opening a package should not be a very difficult feat for anyone.  In this case, the most important step is to make sure you don’t cut into the package and slice off the cables!  When her husband brought home new cables for her, she wanted to use them right away and proceeded to cut into the packaging and ruining the cables all together!  I guess it’s back to the store!

Better Pad Up On Ya Knowledge, Pal.

We do believe there are certain items women should purchase on their own. This woman asked her husband to pick up a package of period pads. He came home with bladder leakage pads instead!  On the other hand, if the two have been living together for some time, he should have recognized the brand or at least the product, and just call to ask for the brand. It is 2018, mobile phones are around, you know?

Just One Drink. “Okay.”

Yep, this woman has obviously never poured a beer before and has no concept of foam! Her boyfriend asked her to pour him a cold one and this is what he got. I guess she was too busy to wait any longer because in a few seconds she would have noticed that the foam has disappeared.

You have to see these other people who have the most unintentional hilarious partners

Well, no one ever said that ALL great minds think alike!  Couples are no exception when it comes to being on the same page at the same time. In an age of digital devices and high technology, some people just never really climbed on board.

Even the most...

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The Secret Life And Loves Of Taylor Swift

Grammy Award-winning singer/songwriter Taylor Swift made a splash in the country music world in 2006 and has gone on to become one of the top acts in popular music. She may only be 27, but Taylor Swift has been in show business since her teens – and since then has become one of the most influential people in pop’s landscape. Alice Vincent tracks her life and career from country starlet to pop icon.

Born on December 13, 1989, in Reading, Pennsylvania, Taylor Swift was earning renown as a country music singer by the age of 16. Early hits like “Love Story” and “You Belong With Me” appealed to country and pop fans alike and helped fuel the multi-platinum success of her albums, including the Grammy-winning Fearless (2008).

Swift continued to top the charts with her 2014 studio effort 1989, which featured the No. 1 singles “Shake it Off” and “Blank Space” and won Grammys for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album.

An Early Taste Of What Was To Come

Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989, in Reading, Pennsylvania. Swift spent her early years on her family’s Christmas tree farm in nearby Wyomissing. Her grandmother had been a professional opera singer, and Swift soon followed in her footsteps. By the age of 10, Swift was singing at a variety of local events, including fairs and contests.

She sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at a Philadelphia 76ers basketball game at the age of 11, and began writing her own songs and learning guitar at 12 years old.

Click next to learn the story behind her success:

Grammy Award-winning singer/songwriter Taylor Swift made a splash in the country music world in 2006 and has gone on to become one of the top acts in popular music. She may only be 27, but Taylor Swift has been in show business since her teens – and...

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Married… With Children Are All Grown Up

Lots of popular guest stars and great talents are packed on the cast of Married… with Children. Somehow, every big name on the set contributed some additional oomph to one of the most beloved and longest-running sitcoms in TV history.

Christina Applegate – Then

The character, Kelly Bundy, was played by Christina Applegate and she was extraordinary. The provocative, and in some cases inappropriate character, was the dream of every teenage boy in the crowd and she wasn’t likely to be a role model that any parent would want for their daughters.

Christina without a doubt pulled off the dim-witted and yet surprisingly smart character without a hitch.

Christina Applegate – Now

Applegate’s professional acting career has taken off since the 80’s and 90’s. She has now won an Emmy award and she has been nominated for a few Golden Globes awards and a Tony award.

Christina has featured in a few noteworthy motion pictures, some of which are; the Sweetest Thing, Don’t tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, Hall Pass and the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. She had a double mastectomy after 5 years of intense battle with breast cancer after which she was declared cancer free.

Tia Carrere, Denis Richards, and even Pamela Anderson were on the show as well. Stay tuned

Lots of popular guest stars and great talents are packed on the cast of Married… with Children. Somehow, every big name on the set contributed some additional oomph to one of the most beloved and longest-running sitcoms in TV history.
Christina...