Poop Plans

You may have planned to wait in line, but did you plan how you were going to poop when the time came? One employee discovered a very stinky reality on Black Friday. Be honest, you’ve thought about it.

Reddit user Dave_Versus_Volcano reports:

“I worked for Best Buy for six years. Everyone knows about the lines where you stand outside. Part of the process is once you get into the store you stand in another line to buy your products. Our manager thought he was particularly smart winding the line through our appliance department. Mind you there are usually 1,500+ people in the building at 6 a.m. (with a line still outside). Well, we get a complaint from one of our patrons. After checking the dryers we found a nice turd in one. Good size solid consistency just sitting there. A lady who did not want to lose her spot opened the dryer and shat right there in front of everyone. I decided that day even though I may want stuff; I will never shit in front of an entire crowd of people for a $799 50″ plasma TV.”

Yikes, Dave!

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Poop Plans

You may have planned to wait in line, but did you plan how you were going to poop when the time came? One employee discovered a very stinky reality on Black Friday. Be honest, you’ve thought about it.

Reddit user Dave_Versus_Volcano reports:

“I worked for Best Buy for six years. Everyone knows about the lines where you stand outside. Part of the process is once you get into the store you stand in another line to buy your products. Our manager thought he was particularly smart winding the line through our appliance department. Mind you there are usually 1,500+ people in the building at 6 a.m. (with a line still outside). Well, we get a complaint from one of our patrons. After checking the dryers we found a nice turd in one. Good size solid consistency just sitting there. A lady who did not want to lose her spot opened the dryer and shat right there in front of everyone. I decided that day even though I may want stuff; I will never shit in front of an entire crowd of people for a $799 50″ plasma TV.”

Yikes, Dave!

Poop Plans

You may have planned to wait in line, but did you plan how you were going to poop when the time came? One employee discovered a very stinky reality on Black Friday. Be honest, you’ve thought about it.

Reddit user Dave_Versus_Volcano reports:

“I worked for Best Buy for six years. Everyone knows about the lines where you stand outside. Part of the process is once you get into the store you stand in another line to buy your products. Our manager thought he was particularly smart winding the line through our appliance department. Mind you there are usually 1,500+ people in the building at 6 a.m. (with a line still outside). Well, we get a complaint from one of our patrons. After checking the dryers we found a nice turd in one. Good size solid consistency just sitting there. A lady who did not want to lose her spot opened the dryer and shat right there in front of everyone. I decided that day even though I may want stuff; I will never shit in front of an entire crowd of people for a $799 50″ plasma TV.”

Yikes, Dave!