Texas is so big, its people often refer to the rest of the United States as “that sketchy place outside of Texas.” Proudly known as the Lone Star State, Texas loves to immortalize its former status as an independent republic as well as its historic struggle for independence from Mexico. Bigger than many countries, it would be the 39th largest country by land mass if it were a nation.
Therefore it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Texans have their own dandy sense of humor. Possessing a culture larger than life, Texans are renown for their good old-fashioned manners and their smiles as bright as day. There’s a reason the origin of Texas’s name comes from the word “taysha”, which means “friends” in Native American Caddo.
Let’s take a look to see the most charming Texas signs ever displayed.
A Slow And Painful Death
If only all danger signs were so passive-aggressive, we would read each and every one in their entirety. If dying isn’t enough reason to put someone off, the pain which precedes it surely has to be a deterrent.
That’s One Cold Beer
Well then, hell must’ve frozen over. Why not bury your sorrows with a cold one mulling over that heartless, good for nothing, ex of yours who you’re happy to see the back of. If the beer is as the sign says, we better quit talkin’ and start drinkin’.